VI.XXIV.MCMXCI: God must have a crazy sense of humor when it comes to my dating life, because I have truly seen it ALL.

underneath-the-cherry-leaves:

Halitosis, Filet-O-Fish, homeless shelters, the works. It’s crazy because none of the men associated with the aforementioned tragic traits look like they would be associated with them. I was bamboozled. Each and every time. They all were attractive, dressed nicely, spoke well, had me fooled…so…

(Source: uniquelymalik)